New Year, Same Ramona

Here are my top 3 housewives’ New Years posts:

@doritkempsley

First off, Dorit is shaking off the haters with a new family portrait from Sears. This is a clear response to the recent allegations that her marriage to PK is on the rocks, with three lemons juiced and carcass out. She officially denied any relationship rumors during Bravocon in early November.

This post tells me Dorito is about one step away from a vow renewal next season - and we all know that’s the marriage death knell in the Bravo-verse.

@mary_m_cosby

I liked Mary’s because it felt very authentic. There is no staff posting this. The hashtags were as follows (intermittent lack of spaces included): #godfirst#2023 #gone #so#fast #love#you#bravo#123123 #rhoslc#s4

@ramonasinger

Lastly, Ramona ‘50 Girls Friends’ Singer is ringing in the new year solo, at least in photos. Side note and follow-up to yesterday’s post: she still has “Broker @douglaselliman [email protected]” in her Insta bio despite being publicly fired.

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