Is John Jansen the Next Brooks?

Is John Janssen the Next Brooks?

Did John Jansen cosplay as a partner to Shannon for three and a half years to secure a spot on television? I would believe it. That man showed so little outward affection to Shannon that his treatment of her was a scant step above David’s, who actively despised Shannon. But that all changed this Christmas when John Janssen said to David, hold my beer, and he launched a full frontal offensive in conjunction with Jesus Jugs.

I am all for true love, but the picture at The Quiet Woman was a direct attack on Shannon Storms Beador and all she stands for. She is already on the outs with Archie after the DUI in September; what more can this woman take?

Also, let’s not be naive; John and Alexis love one thing: the limelight. As of late November, they were telling Page Six this was a “one-time run-in” and that he was a “new friend.” Then Alexis mentions Shannon’s “very unfortunate arrest” in the same breath. Shots fired.

John Janssen and Jesus Jugs continued their war path with a Van Cleef & Arpels promise ring gifted for Christmas. You may ask why this is a 3D chess move. Let me explain…

A simple search in Reddit for ‘Van Cleef Shannon’ renders this post 6 years ago from user Cleverlady0406:

Shannon has been a VC&A stan since a few faces ago and long before she had given her children’s college fund away to finance Dr. Moon’s latest invention.

So it could only be a knife to the kidney (Sister Wives fans in the house?) to see that John Janssen went from the Quiet Wife in November to a Van Cleef promise ring in December when Shannon could barely get him to say the night across the span of their multi-year relationship.

After this move, I am ready to put Mr. Janssen on the Mount Rushmore of male Housewife-parasites, right alongside Slade Slimey and Brooks Ayers.

There’s only one thing to say to Alexis at this point…..takes a drag from e-cigarette…..

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